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Funny Heavy Metal Quotes

“A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.” – Billy Joel “80’s heavy metal proved that you can be an excellent guitar player and a shitty musician.” … Continue reading

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10 Best Funny Quotes About Guitars

“Rhythm guitar is like vanilla extract in cake. You can’t taste it when it’s there, but you know when it’s left out.” – Irving Ashby

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10 Funny Quotes About Piano

The following are a list of funny quotes about piano: “Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.” – Victor … Continue reading

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10 Funny Music Quotes

“Get up from that piano. You are hurting its feelings.” – Jelly Roll Morton. “I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” – George Burns.

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