Category Archives: Funny
“Rhythm guitar is like vanilla extract in cake. You can’t taste it when it’s there, but you know when it’s left out.” – Irving Ashby
The following are a list of funny quotes about piano: “Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.” – Victor … Continue reading
“Get up from that piano. You are hurting its feelings.” – Jelly Roll Morton. “I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” – George Burns.